Term 1: Agreement to Have Fun and Create Lifelong Memories
By participating in this family camp, you agree to have a blast and make memories that will outlast your great-grandkids.
Term 2: Condo Cleanup Crew
You're in charge of keeping the condo spick-and-span during your stay, or else you'll be on the receiving end of Grandpa's "you done messed up" glare (it's like the Death Star beam, but scarier). He's the head of the condo cleanup crew, and he takes his job very seriously.
Term 3: Acceptance of Inclement Weather
In the event of rain or other inclement weather, you agree to don your silliest rain gear and dance in the downpour like no one's watching.
Term 4: Respect for Privacy and Personal Space
You must respect the personal space of others or else you'll be forced to wear a sign that says "I'm an invasive species, please keep your distance."
Term 5: Disconnection from Technology
You acknowledge that this family camp is a time to disconnect from your screens and connect with your loved ones, or else you'll have to survive a whole day without Wi-Fi (the horror!).
Term 6: Willingness to Try New Things
You agree to step out of your comfort zone and try new things, whether it be eating a mystery meal or singing karaoke in front of a crowd.
Term 7: Commitment to Keep Bear Lake Beautiful
You understand that this family camp is a time to enjoy the natural beauty of Bear Lake. But nothing ruins the vibe faster than seeing your personal stuff scattered all over the lawn by the condo. So, make sure to clean up after yourself.
Term 8: Agreement to Make it Epic
By participating in this family camp, you agree to make memories that will go down in family history, or else you'll be sentenced to an eternity of boring family gatherings.
Term 9: Get in the Game!
You agree to participate fully in all or most camp activities and events, or else you'll be banished to the back room with nothing but old board games So, put on your game face and get ready to have some fun!
Term 10: Termination of Participation
Listen up, Bear Lake Family Camp, is all about good vibes and having a blast!
However, we do have to lay down the law when it comes to causing chaos. That includes any kind of bad vibes you might be sending out with your body language. We know it's easy to get frustrated or upset, but we ask that you take a deep breath, grab a seat under the family tree, and chill out to some soothing Enya tunes.
If things escalate, our staff has the power to give you the boot faster than you can say "hang ten." We really don't want it to come to that, so let's all make a commitment to keeping the good vibes flowing and enjoying our time together as a family.